Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Close Encounter

"Hey dude!  You're all wound up.  Sup?"
"Uh, hello.  How are you?"
"I'm livin' the dream, bro.  WYN?"
"Excuse me?"
"What's your name?  Mine's Mingus Christian Wilder III."
"Oh.  My name's Bob, just - Bob."
"Awesome.  I'm lovin' your retro getup Dude.  SWAG."
"LOL.  That's an epic look.  Seriously."
"Epic?  What's epic?"
"Whatever.  You seem kind of uptight, just sayin'."
"Of course I'm uptight; I'm a ball of rubber bands."
"My bad."
"Your bad what?"
"I'm sorry, I just don't know what you're saying."
"Epic fail.  Look Bro - I'm not chirping you."
"It's Bob!  Just - Bob."
"Awkward.  Look, it isn't rocket science.  I was sayin' I liked your style."
"Oh!  Thank you Mingus."
"No problem.  Well bless up my friend."
"Uh - goodbye?"
"Absolutely.  And Dude, remember to moss.  YOLO!"

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